Shuttin’ er down. Thanks for putting up with this

OVERLAND PARK, KS. - I heard somewhere that students write blogs during their semester abroad. This was my version of that. But now I'm back home, and am done with this particular blog. I might start writing about other shit and post it on here. I don't know, I haven't decided yet.


Unattractive, Male Sideline Reporter Ready to be Objectified by Employer

BRISTOL, CT - A group of disgruntled sideline reporters are looking to use ESPN's current exodus of major talent as an opportunity to get some airtime. As many have noticed, the winds of change are blowing heavily in the sports media business, especially near the Connecticut offices of the worldwide leader (ESPN). It is presumed... Continue Reading →

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