Fans that didn’t see other nominees: ‘Confident’ Academy made ‘right choice’

Hollywood, CA - After years of getting snubbed, for some of this generations' best works, Leonardo DiCaprio can officially call himself an Oscar winner. Last night, in front of an audience filled with a bunch of white people pretending to love black people, DiCaprio claimed his prize for portraying frontiersman Hugh Glass in the film... Continue Reading →

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Breaking: Judge rules in favor of over-heated, wintertime building in case against sweaty, middle-aged men

St. Paul, MN - Today a Minnesota state judge ruled in favor of a St. Paul corporate office in a landmark case against a union of middle-aged men. The plaintiff claimed that the defendant had created an unsafe work environment by keeping their offices air conditioning up to high during the months of January and... Continue Reading →

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